Tal is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful hummingbird.

Tal created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tal, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tal, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tal's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tal's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.