Xuckfodpark is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unfair cat.

Xuckfodpark created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfodpark, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xuckfodpark, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xuckfodpark's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Xuckfodpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to birds while wearing indigo dresses.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Never travel toward the west during summer.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.