Vanhinfod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ruthless wasp.

Vanhinfod created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vanhinfod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vanhinfod, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vanhinfod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vanhinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five mites approach from the west.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never handle iron while unclean.

5. Never eat gooseberries.