Tifdanfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced mole.

Tifdanfarn created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifdanfarn, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tifdanfarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Tifdanfarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tifdanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Always remove tights before entering holy places.