Wanbestnell Bessingrill is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sapient hamster.

Wanbestnell Bessingrill created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wanbestnell Bessingrill, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wanbestnell Bessingrill, he will boil you in a big pot.

Wanbestnell Bessingrill's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wanbestnell Bessingrill's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never mark doors with blue.

5. Never go into white rooms.