Onttenrip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental duck.

Onttenrip created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Onttenrip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Onttenrip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Onttenrip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Onttenrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix tomatoes with water.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Onttenrip on top of important buildings.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Never cross mountains at midnight.