Natquafbug Listkadlop Bosspagdod is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fast raven.

Natquafbug Listkadlop Bosspagdod created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natquafbug Listkadlop Bosspagdod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Natquafbug Listkadlop Bosspagdod, he will destroy your favourite star.

Natquafbug Listkadlop Bosspagdod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Natquafbug Listkadlop Bosspagdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Never feed rice to voles while wearing hats.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.