Pomfetgun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish shark.

Pomfetgun created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pomfetgun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pomfetgun, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pomfetgun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pomfetgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.