Binnabkon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish jackal.

Binnabkon created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binnabkon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Binnabkon, she will manifest in front of you.

Binnabkon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Binnabkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binnabkon.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Run away from green frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.