Teenrak is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, slow skunk.

Teenrak created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Teenrak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Teenrak, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Teenrak's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Teenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near bats.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing purple boots and balancing six nickel spheres on your legs.

4. Do not prepare oranges while filled with anger.

5. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.