Mumvanbissbin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing raccoon.

Mumvanbissbin created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumvanbissbin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mumvanbissbin, he will make you grow a tail.

Mumvanbissbin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mumvanbissbin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mumvanbissbin on top of all buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Mumvanbissbin's priests.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.