Jadquatvig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast wyrm.

Jadquatvig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadquatvig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jadquatvig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jadquatvig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Jadquatvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear indigo corsets.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Jadquatvig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.