Bifcedrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful crane.

Bifcedrutt created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifcedrutt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bifcedrutt, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bifcedrutt's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bifcedrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Hide if six seals approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.