Rotfenjan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective zebra.

Rotfenjan created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfenjan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rotfenjan, he will manifest in front of you.

Rotfenjan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rotfenjan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never mark doors with yellow.

3. Hide from turquoise turtles for they are unholy.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to seals while wearing purple shirts.