Motflancam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, duplicitous shrew.

Motflancam created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Motflancam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motflancam, he will have a low opinion of you.

Motflancam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Motflancam's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.