Nibfetvil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical spider.

Nibfetvil created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfetvil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibfetvil, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nibfetvil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nibfetvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not place garlic upon stone.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Never touch water while unclean.