Stikbissged is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind warg.

Stikbissged created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbissged, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stikbissged, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stikbissged's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Stikbissged's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never wear pink ear rings on sacred days.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.