Lagdincar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful spider.

Lagdincar created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagdincar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lagdincar, she will think nothing of it.

Lagdincar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lagdincar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.