Lat Honabapp is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil donkey.

Lat Honabapp created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lat Honabapp, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lat Honabapp, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lat Honabapp's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lat Honabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

3. Lat Honabapp loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Never gather six dogs in one place.

5. Do not record signs concerning black holes.