Vogcenmis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sage lion.

Vogcenmis created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogcenmis, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vogcenmis, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vogcenmis' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vogcenmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shorts.

2. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chant at forests.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.