Cipgubhot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous crab.

Cipgubhot created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cipgubhot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cipgubhot, it will send you a sign.

Cipgubhot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cipgubhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not place cherries upon stone.