Ragvoging is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty hummingbird.

Ragvoging created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ragvoging, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ragvoging, it will turn you into a frog.

Ragvoging's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ragvoging's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Ragvoging.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Do not chop down trees.