Begxengud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable dragon.

Begxengud created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Begxengud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begxengud, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Begxengud's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Begxengud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always obey Begxengud's priests.