Dunbidvaghogjapwap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humorless toad.

Dunbidvaghogjapwap created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Dunbidvaghogjapwap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dunbidvaghogjapwap, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dunbidvaghogjapwap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dunbidvaghogjapwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Always remove shirts before touching carbon.

3. Run away from green ants, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lentils to turtles while wearing coats.

5. Never eat figs on holy days.