Yarlbutrot Weecebbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, uncaring dugong.

Yarlbutrot Weecebbiss created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbutrot Weecebbiss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarlbutrot Weecebbiss, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Yarlbutrot Weecebbiss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yarlbutrot Weecebbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never mark doors with orange.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlbutrot Weecebbiss.