Tarjarnhim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless wombat.

Tarjarnhim created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tarjarnhim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tarjarnhim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tarjarnhim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tarjarnhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while unclean.

2. Never feed turnips to bats while wearing shorts.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.