Veenwatfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciless dingo.

Veenwatfet created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenwatfet, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veenwatfet, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Veenwatfet's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Veenwatfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Never feed onions to grasshopers while wearing orange stockings.

4. Always obey Veenwatfet's priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.