Mipsadbog Metxensom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, egotistical cobra.

Mipsadbog Metxensom created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipsadbog Metxensom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipsadbog Metxensom, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mipsadbog Metxensom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mipsadbog Metxensom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat beans on holy days.

4. Always remove rings before touching platinum.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.