Vangomvon Zimcebkap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring sheep.

Vangomvon Zimcebkap created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangomvon Zimcebkap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vangomvon Zimcebkap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vangomvon Zimcebkap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vangomvon Zimcebkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Never think about optics near doves while wearing green hats and balancing eight iron spheres on your arms.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Vangomvon Zimcebkap in the centre of the settlement.