Xennibont is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous deer.

Xennibont created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xennibont, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xennibont, it will send you a sign.

Xennibont's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Xennibont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always remove tights before touching platinum.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

5. Never play with disobedient children.