Zanlanlog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered dove.

Zanlanlog created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanlanlog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanlanlog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Zanlanlog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Zanlanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not keep seven porpoises in a large pit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Zanlanlog on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.