Gentettifub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless porpoise.

Gentettifub created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gentettifub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gentettifub, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gentettifub's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gentettifub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never stain your legs with black.