Queeghatfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy tapir.

Queeghatfom created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeghatfom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Queeghatfom, it will manifest in front of you.

Queeghatfom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Queeghatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Never adorn your face with violet markings.

4. Never record names.

5. Never mix rice with oil.