Wotpadrip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered dog.

Wotpadrip created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotpadrip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotpadrip, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wotpadrip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wotpadrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wotpadrip.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.