Kenfebdit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional cat.

Kenfebdit created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfebdit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kenfebdit, she will turn you into a frog.

Kenfebdit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kenfebdit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear magenta dresses.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.