Libcapnat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust whale.

Libcapnat created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libcapnat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Libcapnat, she will laugh at you.

Libcapnat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Libcapnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.