Pagbestwap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent guinea pig.

Pagbestwap created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbestwap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagbestwap, it will not care.

Pagbestwap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pagbestwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.