Saklinkim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered duck.

Saklinkim created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saklinkim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Saklinkim, it will ignore you.

Saklinkim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Saklinkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven ducks near towers.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.