Milbapsug is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective badger.

Milbapsug created life four years ago.

If you believe in Milbapsug, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Milbapsug, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Milbapsug's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Milbapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Milbapsug on top of all buildings.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

4. Never wear red skirts on sacred days.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.