Pognabfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful parrot.

Pognabfod created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pognabfod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pognabfod, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pognabfod's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pognabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always obey Pognabfod's priests.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Pognabfod on top of all buildings.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.