Pigdunafgofbest is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, competent grasshopper.

Pigdunafgofbest created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pigdunafgofbest, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigdunafgofbest, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pigdunafgofbest's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pigdunafgofbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight snakes in one place.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing red shorts and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never adorn your chest with brown markings.