Tampibhit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy chinchilla.

Tampibhit created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tampibhit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tampibhit, she will turn you into a rat.

Tampibhit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tampibhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Worship no other gods but Tampibhit.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Heed all visions.