Dussfassaw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent dugong.

Dussfassaw created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussfassaw, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dussfassaw, she will turn you into a dog.

Dussfassaw's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dussfassaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never eat cherries on holy days.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never prepare limes during summer.

5. Do not take Dussfassaw's name in vain.