Jarnbancap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous slug.

Jarnbancap created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbancap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jarnbancap, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jarnbancap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Jarnbancap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Never allow voles to witness sacred rites.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Jarnbancap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.