Cepboprillbindub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable alligator.

Cepboprillbindub created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepboprillbindub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cepboprillbindub, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cepboprillbindub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cepboprillbindub's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Always obey Cepboprillbindub's priests.

5. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.