Hubveenbitfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing dove.

Hubveenbitfoss created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubveenbitfoss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hubveenbitfoss, he will send you a sign.

Hubveenbitfoss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hubveenbitfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Hubveenbitfoss loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.