Wignilloop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, slow eagle.

Wignilloop created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wignilloop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wignilloop, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wignilloop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wignilloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Do not keep seven shrews in a large pit.

4. Never gather five porpoises in one place.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.