Ciplipkon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless yak.

Ciplipkon created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Ciplipkon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ciplipkon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ciplipkon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ciplipkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear scarves marked with magenta.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.