Larnfartararmbit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless goose.

Larnfartararmbit created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnfartararmbit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larnfartararmbit, it will come to you in dreams.

Larnfartararmbit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Larnfartararmbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet indigo.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray only in shadows.