Hinhinont is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable gorilla.

Hinhinont created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinhinont, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hinhinont, she will turn you into a duck.

Hinhinont's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hinhinont's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hinhinont eight times a day.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Do not skip at rivers.